Stained article of clothing = armaggedon
Apr 23rd, 2009 |
My daugher’s favorite $5.00 T-shirt was stained in the wash today. Had she an uzi in hand the family massacre would have been national news today.
We were all at fault in the conspiracy to ruin that T-shirt. As she exited the home the front door exploded off the hinges with the impact of the slamming.
Serenity continues to reign in the home (not)
John said:
When my teen daughter does her laundry, the rest of the household holds it’s collective breath on what the outcome is. If even one garment is slightly damaged or does not come out perfectly, the wholesale slaughter of the rest of the household begins. Typically no survivors.