Teenager at the Health club – Dad, stay away from me
Lest her father humiliate his daughter in the health club by acknowledging her existence. The loss of face and stature among her peers would be incalculable.
The unspoken message here is, “Dad, hurry up and pay for the expensive health club, and then hurry up and go away. But before you hurry up and go away, where are the car keys”.
Needless to say, we take separate cars to the health club. Waiting to hear from other dads. Happy Holidays.